spiritworld:

westfriend:

Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life

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sludgelady:

Do you think crabs understand why they’re sifting the sand or are they jst like oh time to sift holy fuck an algae, holy fuck an algae, holy f

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“He (David Byrne)’s a genuine eccentric,” says Eno. “He’s always been exactly like that, and I’ve seen him remain like that in quite extreme situations. For instance, we were mugged together once in New York. It was quite frightening; we were mugged by 14 people. My enduring memory is of David being dragged off into the bushes, saying ‘Uh-oh!’ That’s absolutely true; it was like a cartoon scene.”
— Brian Eno (via treefingering)

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haiku-robot:

lostsoup:

just-shower-thoughts:

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

he flew next to the
sun you dumb ass reddit cuck
the sun’s hot idiot



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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keitheaverage:

that’s it, that’s the entire series

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cynicalslut666:

eroscestlavie:

cmeptb02:

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

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